smugalert:

SMUG ALERT: “The Floor Recognizes The Delegate From Douchemenistan”

Ladies, try to contain your orgasms.  

This is an actual facebook profile sent in by one our readers.  I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more punchable face. And while I doubt this smugster did this on purpose, this kind of looks like some kind of white power ad.  It’s never a good idea to take a picture of yourself (a white male in the absolute aryan image) surrounded by a bunch of minorities with the caption “superior.” 

On a side note, the kid in the back looks like he’s killed a small animal at some point. Probably in the last 24 hours.



theamericankid:

You belong to the stars

theamericankid:

You belong to the stars


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meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

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shortformblog:

So Kim Dotcom claims he invented two-step authentication, which might sound kind of hilarious on its face … until you realize, oh, there’s actually a patent for it under his name … well, the one he used before he changed his last name to “Dotcom.” So there’s that.

shortformblog:

So Kim Dotcom claims he invented two-step authentication, which might sound kind of hilarious on its face … until you realize, oh, there’s actually a patent for it under his name … well, the one he used before he changed his last name to “Dotcom.” So there’s that.



the-absolute-funniest-posts:

those-wordless-moments:

How did these two even win the hunger games?